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Petition to have “We’re all born to broken people on their most honest day of living” officially recognised as The Greatest Opening Line Of Anything Ever

d0gbl0g:

munch

d0gbl0g:

munch

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LOOK AT THIS HAIRY LITTLE POTATO #busdog

LOOK AT THIS HAIRY LITTLE POTATO #busdog

Thursday’s stuck in a lift game STRONG

Thursday’s stuck in a lift game STRONG

bae

bae

If you’re fertile and you know it, clap your hands

If you’re fertile and you know it, clap your hands

Welcome to my own personalised brand of hell.

Welcome to my own personalised brand of hell.

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.

I’ve reblogged this like eighty times times and I’m not gonna feel bad about making it eighty one.

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kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

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monsters-of-purgatory:

parallelheart:

yungfeminist:

boyoatmeal:

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

HOLY SHIT

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